Restant dans la pure tradition benna-liste, qui doit elle-même remonter à la vieille tradition d’allégeance beylicale, des personnalités tunisiennes “d’envergure” ont lancé un appel à l’officialisation de la présidence à vie.
Au delà du véritable poids de ces 1000 et quelques noms dans la société tunisienne, et de l’impact réel de telles manifestations de soutien sur l’opinion publique, ces nouvelles listes témoignent de deux faits inédits.
En premier lieu, la date de diffusion de ces nouveaux appels : un an environ après la réélection du président. Traditionnellement, ces messages de soutien précèdent les périodes électorales d’un ou deux ans maximum. Ces nouveaux appels sont alors bien précoces pour concerner les prochaines élections qui ne se déroulent qu’en 2014. Tout porte à croire qu’ils viennent en appui et en préparation d’un autre évènement qui surviendrait en mi-mandat : probablement une nouvelle piqure de botox pour rajeunir notre constitution…
Il y a ensuite la composition de cette liste de noms qui diffère des précédentes dans le poids des secteurs de la société tunisienne représentés. Dans l’appel des 1000, l’élite économique du pays, qui occupaient naguère des positions minoritaires, prend cette fois la tête de la liste et une place importante en termes de nombre de signataires. Le poids des élites intellectuelles (avocats et universitaires) reste néanmoins important dans la liste. Preuve s’il en faut de la maturité des nombreux réseaux de corruption et de clientélisme, proches du pouvoir, et qui contribuent à son maintien pour la sauvegarde de leurs propres rentes.
Ces appels sonnent en tous cas l’ouverture du bal “démocratique” tunisien qui va façonner la Tunisie de demain. Avec pour thème principal : l’art anticonstitutionnel de rester au pouvoir. A suivre…
THE STORY OF
1000 AND 1
CLOWNS.
The tunisians are drowing in
droves either in misery,clubbed
like seals in canada by the thugs
of national security,sinking in
the mediterraenean sea trying to
reach a hopeful shore and yet
the 1000 clowns are holding an
umbrella for 2014 in case it
rains and zibla needs it.
With eminence of that sort I could
save my breath and thank my lucky
stars that I’m in Australia.
It ain’t fil and jasmine land
but a turd county with nauseating
smell headed by Zibla not ZINE
A true waste of a beautiful name
on a crap of fellow being.
What awaste of time and space
that clown is for tunisia,not
to mention energy.
THE POWER OF ONE
THIS IS AN ACCOLADE TO SAMI
BEN GHARBIA NOT to the shrimp
zibla.
With power comes duty,responsabilty
and a vision,when done to benefit
others you will always succeed.
We thank you SAM for the platform
enabling lots tunisian to air grievences,
joy full moments and connectivity
to our roots.
A view unhindered by prescribed lenses.
I cannot say that about zibla the hammer
man who sees every tunisian as a nail,out
of order or line and you get bashed back
into place the hammer way.
He wants tunisia as smooth surface,
unencomberedwith, his delusional vision
of it propagated with the help of
opportunistic hyeenas as advisers.
He believes in his own zibla but can’t
see it smells.
thanks to all contributers as well.
THE FAMOUS OCTOPUS PREDICTION
Althought known as paul in germany
we categuoricly claim he is tunisian
from kerkna islands.
HE is adventurous in his youth,his
mum called him zino after our legend
zine.
He eventually swam north looking for
hopefull shore resulting in being
caught as illigual,then flogged to
spain or england and finally ending
in germany as refugee.
he was treated well and his keeper
saw in him a protential and cleverness.
that’s when he was given a new name
as paul.
becoming famous for his clairevoyance
and accurate forecast.
Now retired deservedly,my task is to
to cajole him and convince him as a
native of tunisian shores to do a last
task and predict the result of 2014
election in tunisia.
reluctantly he agreed.
We placed a mussel on each box of
opposition and the current zibla.
Well,well he opted for zibla.
Then I asked him the secret and
how he arrived at that.
He simply replied that africa was
the place name then given to all
that continent.
Zibla offers more bribes,mussel
and corruption,the opposition lots
brains which is not his favourite
The law of jungle reigns in africa
and life is not fair.
Accept that little pearl of wisdom,
and now I’m going back to retirement.
Thanks zino paul,Tunisia never forget
you,you are still our famous son.
THAT OCTOPUS AGAIN ZINE…
A FAIT ACCOMPLI or ELECTION???
ZINE or PAUL as he was known
was coxed from retirement for
the last time once more as a
sense of duty because he is a
true tunisian and owes it to
his compatriots.
His wisdom and clairevoyance is
undeniably a thirst creater to
those who seek pure knowledge.
These questions were put to him
about tunisia and the maghreb in
particular and the arab world in general.
THE reply is as follow:
REPUBLIC:where president think they are for
life not a term mixed up with king born to
rule.
DEMOCRACY: not in the arabic vernacular or
D N A,understood as my way or the highway,
simply a foreign greek word,we don’t want
to know.
ELECTION: a fait accompli,predictable, a
certainty written before the event.
a waste of public money having it.
MEMBERS OF PARLEMENT or senate,or
representatives: dead heads nodding.
TREASURY or FINANCE:personal belongings
of king,president and their family,
the country can use it in name only.
PRESIDENT:some one who punishes his
own people more than any one else.
OPPOSITION:out of line nails for the
hammer to put in place
REEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT: where army,
police know how to read adresses of
dissidents.
COMMUNICATION:the quiter the better
only foreigners make that.
PRESS,JOURNALS:paper sheets that say
nice things about the president.
I thanked ZINO PAUL for his time
and wished him a pleasant retirement,
then asked him a last question.
WOULD he reconsider and become our
president?
YOU have so many arms,you could run
run banks,tv,radio,newspapers,ports,
hotels,factories,airliners,ships,
wine,alcohol distribution and
still have some arms to spare.
NO NO he answered,it is being done
and I don’t repeat myself like history.
then I said: understandably I see
the reason you are in a country with
higher I Q.
being a pleasure ZINO to share these
moments
ZINO THE FAMOUS OCTOPUS doesn’t
KNOW WHETER HE IS SAFIA OR SHAMIA.
I WOULD SAY HE IS ZINA AND AZIZA
ALL IN ONE PROBABLY CONFUSED BUT
we still love him he is native of
tunisia. NOW WHAT? .
he wants a bit of change of scene
after thinking it is to much to
face four seasons in deutschland
with an infinite diet of sawerkraut
A DEPRESSING chilly winter and not
enough humour in a retirment village
PLUS GERMANS ARE LIKE THAT AS WELL
AS CORRECT.
his artheritus WILL be a burden even
for a boneless body.
I suggested that he take a visiting
fellowship as a professor in countries
where weather is milder and the sun is
roaming free.after all he is liked
wherever he goes.
A title is needed to operate under such
as:HUMAN AND CIVILISATIONAL RAPPROCHEMENT
OF DIVERSE BELIEF SYSTEMS AND ECONOMIC
PARITY FOR THE LESS FORTUNATE……
DOES THAT SOUNDS GOOD?
LEILA THE INFINATE BENEVOLENT IS ISSUING
YOU WITH AN INVITATION WITH ALL THE
PERKS FREE AND A SIGNIFICANT RENUMARATION
SAY THE RIGHT THINGS OR WILL END UP
ON A KERKNA FAMILY TABLE?.